March 2013
vampirevvekend:
my #1 talent is saying stupid things to people and immediately regretting it
romulusthread:
sometimes i forgot how dumb i am like i do something stupid and i act surprised
sovietkittens:
if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party
halfbloodpayne:
blackromney:
what if when you walked on grass it screamed in pain
snorlaxatives:
rolls up in a sandwich car to steal ur girl
solluxyaoi:
IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT BYZANTINE ART
THE FUCKIN BABYS FACE I CATN FUCKIN DO THIS
50maidsofgrey:
smallblogger:
“there were no black people in the film brave”
“there were no fat people in the les mis film”
there were no humans in cars
im really jealous of people who can accept themselves and be confident and actually like how they look because it fucking kills me looking in the mirror and just wanting to cry and crumble into little pieces
February 2013
madturbating:
one time i balled so hard not even i could find me
nippled:
recent studies show that ur a lil bitch
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest
Watch
brandnewswastikas:
“Grandmother, what big ears you have,” said Little Red Riding Hood.
“They’re called ‘plugs’ not ‘gauges,’” said the wolf.
juilan:
Let’s play “How drunk I can get at a family party without them knowing”
pale-quadrant:
current mood:
me: *sees someone hot*
Me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Me: ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)
Me: ( ͡O ͜ʖ ͡O)
hungarian:
#hashtag? I prefer #hashbrown
jadefinitelyfeel:
jadefinitelyfeel:
There’s someone in this elevator playing What Makes You Beautiful on full blast
It’s me
meladoodle:
haha its so awkward when youre digging a hole to hide a body and you find another body.
circletines:
“and you will present it in front of the whole class”
ohshititsgreg:
I wish my life was more like sunglasses emoji
